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Joke of the Day

"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."

"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"

"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."

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"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."

"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."

"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."

"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."

"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."

"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."