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Joke of the Day

"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."

"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""

"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"

"What do you call people who use the pull-out method? Mom and Dad."

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""

"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."

"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights. Just kidding, women redditors are cool."

"CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank"