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Joke of the Day
"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
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"Damn girl, did it hurt? ""What, when I fell from Heaven?"" ""Yeah, cause your face is really fucked up."""
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"I got mad at my uncle for telling me the results of the Cubs game because he is an hour ahead of me in New York. And he doesn't have a DVR."
"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"
"Which part of your body shuts down last when you die? The eyes, cause they di-late."
"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"
"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."
"Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj"
"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"