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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy? Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton"
Next Joke
"Just used the ""f word"" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use."
"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning ""bad hunter""."
"[boys at work talking sports] Them: what's your favorite sport Me: yeah"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Dr. Pokemon."
"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"
"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"
"How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies."
"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."