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Joke of the Day
"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."
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"More than ever, now is the perfect time to cast Patrick Swayze in the sequel Ghost 2."
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"
"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""
"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
"An adult man named Todd just told me I could call him Big T, that was 9 minutes ago. I'm staring at him waiting for the punch line."
"T is for mugs"
"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"
"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."