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Joke of the Day

"Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning ""bad hunter""."

"Mom joke I told my friend I started going out with an older woman,so he asked her age. I told it was 42,when he replied wow she could be your mom. I just answered :yes,but she is yours."

"My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones."

"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"

"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."

"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."

"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"

"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"