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"A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!"
"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."
"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate."
"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."
"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"