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Joke of the Day

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."

"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"I can always determine how financially stable I am by how carelessly I press on the gas pedal."

"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."

"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"A farmer asks a physicist for a system to collect chicken eggs The physicist thinks for a while and says: -I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens and in vacuum."