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Joke of the Day
"The problem in general terms is that people suck."
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."
"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with "".gov""?"
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"Twitter kidnapped my Tweets. I just posted 2 of them and they disappeared. I hope they're okay and are being treated well wherever they are."