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Joke of the Day

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."

"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"

"moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed"

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"

"I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies."

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."