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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
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"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""
"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it."
"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."