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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"
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"I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear"
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"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
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"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."
"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."
"A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him."
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"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"