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Joke of the Day
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
Next Joke
"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."
"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"
"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."
"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"
"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"
"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"
"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."