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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal."
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"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."
"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."
"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."
"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."
"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"
"What would you call Tony Stark after a sex change operation? Fe Male"
"Thank god the ""S"" on my keyboard doesn't work... It means I can apply for jobs and they think I'm just an ex-offender."
"A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this it has no bottom."