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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal."
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"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."
"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"
"wouldn't be arguing..."
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."
"Next time a dude says ""Pictures or it didn't happen"", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched."
"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""
"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"
"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"
"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."