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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."
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"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway? Sub humans."
"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""
"Have you ever had a close call with a shark? No, but one did ring me up long distance once"
"ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening [flashback] GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot"
"Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because there are blond guys too."
"""You're cute when you're mad."" ""Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."""
"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"
"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."