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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."
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"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."
"I was in a tornado. It sucked."
"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."
"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."
"What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories"
"ahhh. this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop."
"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."
"What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar? Crummy"
"I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)"