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Joke of the Day
"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."
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"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out."
"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."
"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"
"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"