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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"
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"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."
"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."
"People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."
"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"
"just realized horses can't hug and now I can't sleep"
"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"
"The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30."