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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"
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"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"
"Why did the student fail his physics test? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."
"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."
"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Trump's tie"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"