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Joke of the Day

"5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would ""have a piece of cheese and calm down"" So, yeah, she's mine."

"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."

"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""

"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"

"My doctor told me to stop drinking today...then he told me to stop laughing."

"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"