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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"Why did Renault name a car ""Le Car""? So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work."

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"2 nazis walk into a bar"

"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."

"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."