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Joke of the Day
"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"
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"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"
"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""
"Visiting Child House I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face. Parents can be real jerks..."
"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."
"DEFINITION whats another definition of a goatee? a gay mans bullseye"
"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"Why is Theresa May so against Porn? When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching."