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Joke of the Day
"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"
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"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"
"""Rogue One"" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. ""Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"""
"If I kept a record of how many steps I walk every day in a file... Would it be called a Pedofile?"
"Alzheimer's can't be that bad You get a chance to meet new people every day."
"Old but gold What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."
"Why did the BMX date the motorcycle? He was feeling a bit bike-curious."
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"