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Joke of the Day
"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."
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"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"
"[i start thinking about an imminent problem] Hmm this is unpleasant. I better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore"
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""
"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"
"There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind."
"Nothing makes sex more awkward than realizing your kid is awake... and standing outside your door... and playing the harmonica."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."
"I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!"