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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!"
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"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."
"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."
"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."
"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"
"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."
"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."
"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""
"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"