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Joke of the Day
"I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."
"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."
"[Commercial for axes] [A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree in the woods] *Turns to camera* ""There has to be a better way?"""
"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"
"Did you hear the watermelon joke? It's pitful."
"what's grey and comes in quarts? an elephant"
"Just flew in from a masturbation convention... Man my arm is tired."
"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""
"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("