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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."

"Barney Stinson ask god ""God,why do you make woman so beautiful?"" ""So you'll love her"" God reply. ""Then why do you make them so dumb?"" ""So they'll love you"", *Ba dum tss*"

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"

"What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor? Quack"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."

"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."

"Whats the difference between boobs and batteries? If they're AA, at least batteries have something positive"

"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."

"Here's a dirty joke A clown in the mud."