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Joke of the Day
"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"
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"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"
"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"
"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"
"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."
"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy! Now I have to sit down when I pee."
"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."