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Joke of the Day
"Just flew in from a masturbation convention... Man my arm is tired."
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"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""
"What do you call tities in the middle of your beer? Better."
"""I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit"" ""Not anymore"" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon"
"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""
"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""
"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"
"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."
"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""
"Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest"