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Joke of the Day

"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""

"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""

"TIL the shorter urinals aren't for kids. They're for black dudes that need room to dangle."

"What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery."

"I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me."

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."

"Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts"

"What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother? I've cleaned up and found Jesus."

"When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: ""Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food."""

"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"