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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"

"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"WAITER: the duck is organic & cruelty-free ME: can i order a duck who endured lots of cruelty WAITER: what why ME: a duck killed my father"

"Your Google search history is the real you."

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"