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Joke of the Day

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."

"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"

"How does Bono spell color? With or without ""u"""

"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."

"Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'"

"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."

"What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident."

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."

"FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim"