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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"
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"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."
"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""
"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."
"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."
"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week. The doctor told me he's in stable condition."
"My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."