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Joke of the Day
"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"
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"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."
"Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says ""I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."" The other ninja says ""Shur-I-ken."""
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"[being robbed] Me: careful.. I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun"
"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."