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Joke of the Day

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""

"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"

"I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar!"

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"

"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."

"Shout out to my body for reminding me that, while I'm too old to have the tiny waist of a 15yo, I'm not too old for a pimple on the forehead"

"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."