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Joke of the Day
"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."
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"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, ""I had no idea it was your birthday!"""