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"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

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"I decided to treat my girlfriend, but she ended up dying... Apparently ""cancer"" is best left to ""medical professionals"""
"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"
"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy."
"I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad & iTouch & now iBroke, iHomeless & iRegret."
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