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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."

"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."

"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."

"Do you want to join my pistol club? We drink till noon and piss till two."

"Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."