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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."

"My top 5 (in no particular order) 1. 3 2. 5 3. 2 4. 4 5. 1"

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"

"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."

"Does anyone know any jokes about buttons? Topic."

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging."

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"

"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."