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Joke of the Day

"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."

"you used to call me on my nokia phone"

"Whisper out to librarians!"

"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"

"If Prince is dead then... Is his music now ""royalty-free""?"

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."