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Joke of the Day

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."

"So I want to write a letter to a deer... I just don't know how to start it off!"

"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"

"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."

"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."

"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."

"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."

"A kleptomaniac was walking down the street one day and I saw a man waving a white stick.. so he stole it when the man wasnt looking.."

"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."