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Joke of the Day

"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."

"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"What's the most logical country? AND OR a"

"Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse."

"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."

"HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP"

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"After I orgasm, I yell ""Aaaaand scene."" Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say ""Ummm. We'll call u."""