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Joke of the Day

"Poodles are just angry clouds with legs."

"Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love..."

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage."

"I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid."

"i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier"

"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"