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Joke of the Day

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."

"Money doesnt grow on trees? So then why do banks have branches?"

"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."

"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."

"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"

"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"

"My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed."

"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."