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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."
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"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."
"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"
"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"
"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."
"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."
"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""
"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."