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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
Next Joke
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"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"
"Why don't lesbians cook? They rather eat out."
"Dear Monday: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."
"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."