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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
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"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."
"I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."
"""Hello! Thanks for calling the urology department."" Please hold"
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
"""Seed Faith"" Televangelists"
"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."
"I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word."
"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""