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Joke of the Day
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
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"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"Why are calculators grey and boring? Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:("
"Turning vegan is a big missed steak."
"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"
"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."