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Joke of the Day
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
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"15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!"
"I am going to kiss you and take your resources"
"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"
"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."
"Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?"
"What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus? ""Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"""
"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"