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Joke of the Day

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."

"Why is Iron Man's arch nemesis not Wrinkle Man?"

"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."

"thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin"

"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""