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Joke of the Day
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
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"I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret."
"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."