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Joke of the Day

"It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy Stable jobs are hard to come by these days."

"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."

"just realized horses can't hug and now I can't sleep"

"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"

"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"

"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."

"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."