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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass!"

"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"

"2016 is like if the state of Florida became a year."

"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."

"Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be."

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"

"*picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance"

"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."

"saddam hussein is full of shiite."