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Joke of the Day
"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"
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"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."
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"Two men were talking about their wives The first man says ""My wife is an angel."" The second man says ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""