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Joke of the Day
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
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"I consider myself to be a bodybuilder Granted nobody else does but I do"
"I've just hired a hot 19 year-old Swedish girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now... Where the fuck do I get some kids from?"
"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."
"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."
"I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down....."
"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."
"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""