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Joke of the Day

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

"I used to be afraid of the dentist But now I know the drill."

"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."

"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf"

"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down. Fucking Papal."